MAXIM - Obtaining unbiased statistics about the use of sex accessories is not so easy. First, you need to find volunteers willing to talk about their sex life. Secondly, make sure that they are telling the truth, only the truth and nothing but the truth, making them swear on the Bible. In the end, even the most sincere participant can omit the delicate details - for example, about the fact that he literally got a butt plug the size of a fire extinguisher just last week. Etiquette textbooks do not usually include such details in the list of topics for discussion at the table.

The largest British sex toy retailer Lovehoney recently conducted research and invited journalists to their warehouse, where, in addition to ordinary vibrators, dildos and lubricants, outstanding samples are stored in all respects. You can guess their merits by their names: 12-inch Adonis fist, megamasturbator, four-stage dildo rocket.

Here are the most interesting statistics outlined by the mean language of numbers.
  • Since 2004, 4.5 million sex toys have been sold. For example, only erection rings for the last period of statistics were sold 12 thousand. That's where the real brotherhood of the ring is - where the hobbits are.
  • If all these rings were melted into one, then the Empire State Building could have been wrapped 20 times, and in response it would have become stronger and taller.
  • If you put anal plugs, dildos and vibrators, sold for a year on Lovehoney, one after another, they will stretch for 58 kilometers.
  • The batteries for the most running vibrator "Jessica Rabbit 2.0" will last for 250,000 hours, or 28 years of continuous operation. The average woman needs an average of 5 minutes to reach an orgasm (with a vibrator, not with you), so there’s enough battery for 5 million orgasms.
Impressive. Although it is not clear to whom and why such statistics were needed (and how Lovehoney uses it when no one sees it).

By the way, we mentioned above a butt plug the size of a fire extinguisher, and if you did not pay attention to it, then you need to check with a specialist for concentration. A black butt plug weighing 5.5 kg and a length of about 35 cm really exists and is called Super Victor Giant Black Dildo (we do not know who this Victor is and are not sure if we would like to meet).

Who buys all this wealth? Independent journalists conducted a gender survey of sex toy buyers. The dreary statistical work and analysis of online sex shop forums revealed shocking news. Indicators of sex toys among men and women were divided in a ratio of 50/50.

Although there is still a difference between the orders of male buyers and women (and not only that women buy dildos, and men buy lubricants and erection rings). Men often order express delivery, and women are asked to leave the goods not at their front door, but next door or give special instructions in case they can not personally meet the courier.

All products sold in sex toy stores can be conditionally divided into products for stimulation (for example, vibrators) and simulations (such products include toys for men that mimic parts of the female body. Well, or not female, because Lovehoney has an assortment of the alien’s vagina is pale blue, like the Govorun bird, colors).

There are also toys without a specific gender - these are butt plugs and stimulants. In general, they have a special attitude, like a pensioner who first heard dubstep: people recognize the fact of their existence, but say they did not use them (although, according to Lovehoney statistics, 29% of buyers get anal plugs).

Interesting facts can be found by studying statistics on sales of items for BDSM games. Women more often buy a lady’s costume: corsets, stockings, gloves. But do not rush to rejoice: according to the same statistics, most corsets are plus-size. But among buyers of men's wigs about 70% (now live with this knowledge!).

Now the obvious facts. Single men are more likely to buy male sex toys than men in relationships. Single women are more likely to buy vibrators. Anal toys are bought at the same frequency by men and women, both single and having a pair. As we said, there are 29% of them (so that you do not look anxiously at the neighbors in the subway).

As for the size of sex toys (dildos and butt plugs), men often set records. Among them are buyers of the legendary Super Victor Giant Black Dildo, as well as his brothers. We don’t know what to associate it with. Most likely, with the eternal pursuit of something more.

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