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Vika Odintsova.



MAXIM - Before shooting in our despicable magazine, the goddess of Instagramma has condescended, her most beautiful living thing, Her  Hanging from a Skyscraper - Vika Odintsova!

Vicki, there are as many followers in your Instagram as there are 4,800,000 residents in St. Petersburg! It turns out that you are a profitable bride: both beautiful and earn good money!

Profitable. Instagram is an important working platform for a long time, but the main part of my work is related to shooting for various foreign brands. I fly a lot in connection with this.

We are not going anywhere. What is interesting in the world?

First of all, my work is an opportunity to see the world. Another nice bonus of my work trips is that I often meet famous personalities. Recently, in the south of France, I accidentally met Samuel Jackson, the funniest thing was in the lingerie store.


I hope he chose underwear not himself. Do you advertise only bodices and swimsuits, or are you ready to star in an advertisement for a cafe of Uzbek cuisine?

I am not only involved in the linen campaigns. For example, the company BMW, with which I cooperate, does not release swimwear. But you, by the way, guessed: at the very beginning of my career, I became the face of the Uzbek restaurant. The ad was funny, so I don’t consider that experience to be a mistake.


Do you like pilau itself?

Not. And, by the way, it has nothing to do with diets. I eat everything I want and am in the best shape because I regularly go in for sports.

Which room to buy a subscription to better consider your classes?

Do not believe it, but I am engaged in a very small and unpopular hall near the house. I put on headphones and do not get distracted by anyone. Now, for example, I am fond of barre.


So you go to the gym with a guitar?

Not! My barre is a new direction in sports: classes exclusively with their weight. I have back problems, so I do not pull the bar. I also like boxing: the body is in good shape and the negative is spilling out. Besides, I often hear stories about how girls are persecuted by maniacs, so that if something happens I can stand up for myself. But in general I'm a non-conflicting person, I'm a girl.

Did you break your nose on boxing?

I protect my face, and only the pear and the coach got to me.

And say again to the "coach"!

Coach ... And what's wrong?

Just you so sexy burr!

We will consider this a compliment. As a child I worked hard on pronunciation, but I could not fix it to the end. However, others consider it my highlight.


Do you easily contact with others? Or avoid people?

I am a rather closed person: I don’t go to clubs, I don’t excite shopping, I order clothes on the Internet ...

Let's talk about the sublime. Three hundred meters - this is the height of the skyscraper in Dubai, from which you hung on one hand without insurance. This was seen by 7 million 500 thousand YouTube viewers and your mom.

She was very scared. I promised that this will not happen again. I apologized for a long time. It all happened spontaneously and lasted no more than three seconds. Thank God, ended the way it ended. In no case do I advocate such tricks, nor do I regret having such an experience. But I’m not going to repeat this again.


How did you overcome the fear of heights?

Why did you decide that I overcame him? I'm still afraid of heights. Once I jumped from a bungee in Sochi from a height of 69 meters. Despite the beautiful view of the Akhshtyr gorge, I was so scared that I understood: I will not jump anymore! But on a roller coaster in Disneyland Paris liked. Although there are slides, too, not for the faint of heart. Real adrenaline!

Adrenaline adrenaline, but what about sexual fantasies? What you have not yet embodied?

There is one. I am seriously thinking about Ilona Mask. I want to agree with him about flying to Mars! (Maxim Russia)

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Anna Glaube.




Photo: Roma Petrovski
Interview: Rybik
Style: Catherine Troshko

Their libe Glaube! The photo session of Anna Glaube in which you can see her without theatrical binoculars!

Actress Anna Glaube decided to take a break from the play “Very funny comedy about how the show went wrong” and came to the magazine, where everything always goes like this!

Anya, with the last birthday! Do you like this day?

No more than yes. Since childhood, I could not notice him: I was either sick or performed at various musical and theatrical competitions. Even this year, on my birthday, I played two performances of “The Show Went Wrong,” and went to the night shift. I can say I have a sign: if I am on the scene on my birthday, it means there will be a lot of work all year. In addition, I prefer to give gifts than to receive. I always try to give what a person dreams of. But, of course, if after this interview a familiar man lets slip that he is dreaming of a Porsche Cayenne, then I will leave him without a car.

By the way, about the familiar men. Do you agree that there are no faithful men? There are those who are caught and who are not.

Cheating happen to almost everyone. But yes, the main thing - do not sleep. If a person is dear to you, you will do everything so that he will never know. I do not understand people who have such a burden of responsibility after the betrayal that they need to tell everything about everything. Why? You messed up - and you suffer. And even better - forget it like a bad dream. If I find out about a single treason - forgive. If this happens regularly, I will leave.


Are you climbing in someone else's phone?

The girls who check the phones and social networks of their men are masochist. If you climb into the phone of a man, then you unconsciously want to find something. I do not understand these habits. If a person is self-sufficient, constantly self-improving and doing his job, then he physically does not have the time and desire to climb into the underwear of his second half.

You are a very wise man. And wise people are complex because of growth?

Everyone has complexes. I learned to cope with my own. My height is only 160 centimeters. At school, they screamed at me like in the Scooby-Doo cartoon: “To the puppies! Anya is coming! ” I am the same height with Madonna, Bjork and Britney Spears. It seems that they are complex because of growth? I do not think so.

You, like those of the artists listed, have a wonderful voice. Tell me how you live with a lyric soprano?

Imagine, the other day a vocal teacher said that it turned out that I had a mezzo-soprano, and not a lyric soprano! I have loved theater and music since childhood. I hope someday I can fully combine this, playing a major role in the musical. In the meantime, I sing at my pleasure in karaoke. I love the songs of Lady Gaga and Aguilera, but listening to drunken girls singing them is unbearable. And yes, in karaoke, I do not drink. With age, learned to have fun without alcohol. Apparently, this is old age.

And you there too! All the heroines of MAXIM admit that they are endlessly having fun with green tea! Healthy lifestyle won alcohol?

I had a period of parties. Recently, absolutely indifferent to alcohol. Of course, I can drink some wine for a special occasion, but this happens very rarely. By virtue of my profession, I feel a responsibility to people who look at me, I want to be an example for them.


But after all, it's normal to relax, especially when your show “The Show Went Wrong” goes every day until April!

I love workload and multitasking, so I will rest in retirement. For now I give all my strength to the Broadway play “The Show Went Wrong.” In my opinion, this is the best comedy in Russia! The play has many awards, including the most prestigious world awards: “Tony”, “Moliere”, the Laurence Olivier Prize and others. But what is more important - every day people of different ages from twenty countries of the world on five continents laugh at the performance. I am glad that we manage to make them a little happier.


Do you have a gift to make people laugh from the stage?

Generally they say that I am funny. But I can not joke. You can hear a joke from me once a year, but it will be bombing.

Recently, a note appeared in MAXIM that sex makes teeth healthy and strong.

Then dental clinics would go broke! I do not see a special relationship, but my teeth are good. If we talk about sex, then I will say at once: the first thing that attracts me in men is intelligence.

It turns out that you breathe unevenly to the experts “What? Where? When?"

Not certainly in that way. I divide people into erudite and smart. It is not enough to be well-read and understand the art - first of all, you need to understand life. I am attracted to the intellect combined with life experience.

Do you like insta-ass with quotes?

Love! When I have a bad mood, subscribe to these beautiful women. This is very funny! Just the best antidepressant.

Do you often get acquainted with Instagram? Talented tackles happen?

Yes, they often write. But I am not a fan of epistolary relations. In this age of the Internet, most men think that it’s enough for them to simply write a beautiful message. I more important actions. If a man really wants to meet me, he can always come to the play, and then write. Then it is perceived quite differently. (Maxim Russia)
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Hang this publication on your bureau, and you will become the favorite of accounting, directorate, gallery ... Yes, of all departments of your long-distance barracks!

Hang this publication on your bureau and you will become a favorite of accounting, directorate, Cambridge Russian roots and soul, but American illustrator Andrei Tarusov in the sense of permanent residence has done more for New Year than Santa Claus and Santa Claus reindeer combined. He, in his usual style of pin-up, drew the “Russia of the Future” calendar for 2019.

Here you, probably, fall into a panic, having mixed up doors and instead of bowling or a bath by mistake having got to the same Tretyakov gallery. And Andrei, the images of such mastodons of the Russian self as Kustodiyev, Bilibin, Vasnetsov, were inspired by an artistic feat! Yes ... Yes, all departments of your long-distance barracks!
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MAXIM - At once we will say that with the guests this term of modern relations is not connected in any way.

Text: Maxim Rafstein

More and more foreign words break into our lives to change it! (And we naively believed that we would limit ourselves to "baguette"). We recently told you about the latest trend of modern relations - stashing. Now it's time to tell you about the no less recent trend of modern relations - the guest.

The concept of "ghosting" (English ghosting - from the word ghost, "ghost") - appeared in the everyday life of the English-speaking public due to the increasing role of social networks in the life of the individual. Actually, without social networks, a hotel would not be possible, or at least not be so bright.

So, what is a welcome and how do you understand that you became its victim?

Let's say you're dating a girl. Suddenly it disappears. And disappears not as a detective - without a trace, from the life of relatives and friends - and specifically from your life. First, she ceases to lykat your cool posts in the Instagram about how to cut sausage, then for some reason does not respond to the comment that you left under the photograph of her cat, and then does not respond to your messages (note, given the rhythm of modern life , all these dramatic events may well be within a couple of hours).

At the same time, you see that she is not just alive, but leads the former socially active way of life: repostit in "Facebook" other people's publications on renovation, husks photos of her friends, retweet funny tweets. But your messages to her in instant messengers are still unread.

Then you decide on a desperate step at this time - to call the girl. She does not answer the phone. And does not call back. Of course, one could assume that she does not know that a smartphone can also be used as a phone, and not just sit with it in social networks and instant messengers, but you should not rely on such luck.

In general, congratulations: you became a victim of the guest.

The girl continues to maintain a relationship with the rest of the people, and as if you do not exist for her at all, you seem to have turned into a ghost. Well, or it turned into a ghost for you - it's impossible to connect with her, as with most ghosts.

But there were times when to part with a person using a message was considered a bad form! The only thing we can advise is: even if you became a victim of a guest, do not go down to such a low level of inter-sex communications. Do not you know how to leave a girl, so that it would not be painfully painful for her or for parts of your body? Easy, here you will find detailed instructions. (Maxim Russia)
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MAXIM - Photos, interviews and - most importantly! - a video that you will not see in the magazine!

Interview: Anton Gorodetsky
Photo: Yury Koltsov
Style: Irina Volkova

From: Kazan
Age: 22
Instagram: bit_of


Alena, tell us how you got to our competition?

Honestly, I had no idea about him. My friend advised me: "Try, suddenly you will succeed." And I just set up a hashtag, but look how it all happened!

That's for sure. Friend - in the sense of a boyfriend?

No, just a friend.

So you're free?

Almost. It is likely that one of the local guys in Kazan and I'm sure that I'm his girlfriend. I work in the club sphere, a promoter, so someone constantly pushes me and drives me. But I do not like all these people.

Why?

Because usually girls like smart, interesting and the like. And I like idiots.

Idiots? In the sense that they could not read?

No, not in this sense. I like peculiar people: they seem to be adequate, but they are muddled. Those who make bets, all lose, but then all win back and even more.


Rock'n'Rollers.

Yes. The less attention he pays to me, the more I like him. And everyone does the opposite: they fly too persistently, they try to seem good-looking: "I'm so good, here's my business, here's my car, here's my apartment, that's all. Let's go already to me. "

And what does it mean to have a deer tattoo under your chest? Very beautiful, by the way.

Nothing special. I was somehow changed by a young man. It was hard, I thoughtlessly flipped through the Internet, this picture caught my eye. And in such difficult moments, you know, how it happens with girls: you need to urgently change something, change, repaint, change your hair style dramatically. So I decided to make a tattoo. In honor of that very deer.

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Yulya Vasilieva

MAXIM - Some make a wish when they see a falling star. But we are sure that the rising star will cause you much more desires, so we continue to follow the orbit of Yulya Vasilieva, already familiar to you on a bunch of commercials, serials and our magazines.

We have not seen each other for two years. It's clear that you did not miss, but did you do something all this time?

I was actively engaged in my career, I filmed a lot, got some new knowledge ...

That's about new knowledge is especially interesting. What are they, this new knowledge?

During the filming of the film "Forest Lake" I not only learned a lot about horses, but also learned to ride them.

Without clothes, I hope?

In clothes, of course. Why should a girl ride a horse naked?

Well, just so beautiful. Romantic, or something ...

And now I'm gone from romance. It used to offer me the roles of different air-loving creatures. And now I'm trusted by images of crafty and cunning villains who are carrying revenge plans, and their play is much more interesting.

Clear. What other knowledge did you get besides the mounted ones?

I read many books. I began to like Murakami.

Why do you read books when you have a movie? There everything happens much faster and the picture moves.

In the movie, taken from the book, you see her reading the director. And when I read it myself, I can imagine my own film about it. No director will not take it off.

This is for sure. Let's go to the advertisement "Loska". Explain, please, the meaning of the video to those who did not watch it.

Come on ... The action takes place in the theater. I first came to the play in a beautiful beautiful white dress. And I was so worried that I spilled a glass of champagne, a cup of coffee, dropped a sandwich with a tomato, and then smeared with mascara. And also my flowers, which I wanted to give to the actors, also left a mark on it.

It's just a story from life. What kind of idiot is writing these scripts?

I do not know. I'm just a blind tool in the hands of the director.

But in real life you ever managed to get so messy?

No, only in the movies. There was a film where I kidnapped myself and was in terrible dirt and blood.

Apparently, you still beat yourself and raped. Another warm greetings to the writers. Let's move on to advertising "Activia".

This video was filmed in Thailand.

As in Thailand? There is also an ordinary Moscow apartment!

Yes. But there is a street where I ride a bicycle. And in the winter you could find such a one just in Thailand.

Very close. And finally, the movie about "MTS". You are with a guy abroad on the beach, but he listens to football on the phone, because those entering in roaming are zero rubles. And you ask: "Did our people win?"

Yes. It's just the truth here, because I like football and I'm very interested in it. And my dad worked with the football team "Chernomorets", so I know football also from the inside.

Clear. What's with your private life?

All is well. I have a wonderful guy, and we are happy for eight years.

Eight years?! Are not you tired of it? And you also do not change the car for eight years?

No, the car - somewhere in three years. But the man does not break? And if it's good, why change it?

It is logical. Do you have a hobby?

Yes, after work I often crochet. A lot of good things connected her husband, friends.

I do not understand. Why after work for a long time to crochet, if you can immediately make love with your loved one for eight years her husband?

And he is playing computer games at this time, so everyone is busy with his own business. But there's a whole night for love, so we're all right, do not worry.

 What's new with you in the title role can see your fans right now?

From the New Year on "Russia-1" will go 110-serial series "Dar". I play the girlfriend of the main character.

Are there any explicit scenes there?

Yes no ... Well, there are some shots in bed, but there is nothing supernatural about this?

Yes indeed. In bed, everything is always natural, you're right.

And can I say hello? The acting agency "M-Globus" and Anaide, who opened me. Thanks to her I have so many interesting roles!

Can. Anyone else need to send something?

Yes! To all the directors! Give me the main roles - and your films will always collect full rooms.


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Maria Kravchenko



MAXIM - It's much easier to suffer in a shot than to make a beautiful laugh. Not fair! We believe that female comedians are also worthy of chanting in such a serious genre as erotic photography. And now let's see if you recognize Maria Kravchenko, the star of the show Comedy Woman, in a new role!

What did you do on the day you were invited to the Comedy Woman show?

She worked as a methodologist at the Institute of Public Administration. And then Katia Barnabas called: "Natalya Andreevna wants to meet you!"


What bribed you at that meeting - future glory or a sweet fee?

Neither one nor the other. By the way, the fee was not discussed. And in general, the first fees were negligible. And bribed that playing skills in KVN could turn into work. Former kavenschiki so fanatical about their business, that they never doubt the success. Therefore, I did not worry that the new at that time show Comedy Womanmay be weak ratings and will be closed.


And before shooting in MAXIM you also decided: once Katya Barnabas and Nadi Sysoeva got it, why not?

I did not stand in line for Nadia or Katya. When the editor-in-chief proposed a survey, my condition was "do without a slingshot." The editor-in-chief laughed, just like you! I remember the day before I thought that I would die from constraint. And on the shooting, everything went very comfortably.


And the invitation to MAXIM surprised? Still, in Comedy Woman, you have the image of a patsanka.

I really started with a girl, but now I'm playing the role of wives. It's clear that my image is far from a sex symbol. However, I was both a fine prostitute and a very good stripper. Apparently, the editorial board fell precisely on these broadcasts. Although my "Instagram" @kravacomedy could also play a role: I'm not at all there who I used to see on TV. I agreed to act in order to get this magazine in forty years and show my grandchildren that their grandmother was very little even thirty!


And how did you get used to the role of slutty women? Intruded into a sex escort or spent hours spending money in strip bars?

Since we are amateurs, none of us have an acting education, we do not analyze our roles. I wrote a number, and that's how I feel a prostitute, so I embody her. I do not justify it for myself, as professional actresses do, I do not mess around in brothels. We have a variety show, where everything is much simpler: we can afford exaggeration.


In winter, the Ingush community in Moscow outraged the sketch about the escort agency. True, without your participation. Did you personally receive strict letters about the roles played?

A couple of times letters came from the zone - bribed the image of gopnitsa. But I was not allowed to read letters: are there threats there? And in "Instagram", as a rule, they write: "Hello, I love you! Marry me! Habibi! "But I abstain from correspondence.

And what about the gifts of fans?

They flew with Barnabas to St. Petersburg with the performance "Angels on the Roof." And after the performance, we were presented with two packages. They opened them and gasped: there were vibrators, lubricants and condoms. And this is after a good performance about pure love without vulgarity!

Who handed the presents? An angel child with a bow?

Handed the girl. I will not offend her: I left the presents in the dressing room, which was probably surprised by the theater workers.

Do you drink before the performance?

I do not drink at all. A maximum of a glass on the New Year and the name day of her husband. Even on my birthday do not drink. Ten years ago, they drank in clubs, but after the birth of a child, sport became doping. Five times a week without protein and L-carnitine! I do not strive for grief of muscles, I am for the feminine contours of the body. Just watch for health, I love racing on exercise bikes. Sorry, did not understand the sport buzz in his youth. In the tenth grade, she ran a 3000-meter baton, ran up the last one and collapsed into a faint at the judges' table.



You participated in the show "Superintuition". Is it well developed?

Still would! I reached the final of the show. True, she lost to Misha Galustyanu. Misha has jinxed me! As for gambling, where intuition helps, I do not play in them. I'm a boring person, right? Not gambling, I do not drink alcohol ... The fact is that I know the value of money and I'm not ready to lose it. I'm a workhorse: I can not relax and get tired. But it's better than sitting down and being stupid. With all my respect for women, at home we are stupid. Therefore, I do not play in the casino, I find other entertainment: in Las Vegas it's Cirque du Soleil, and on the tour in New York - musicals. In general, I prefer to lose money in expensive stores.



You remembered Cirque du Soleil. Unfortunately, in the spring in America, the artist of this circus crashed during the numbers on the air belts. Would you like to die out on stage?

Such a desire has not yet been observed. But the ideal death - this is when I'm 93 years old trying on shoes Chanel in a boutique, sitting in a comfortable chair and falling asleep forever!

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Anna Khilkevich

MAXIM - Anna Khilkevich: "Well, on the plane - it's unoriginal ... Once I did it on stage!"
TV series and films from cinemas are reliable suppliers of sex symbols. We meet the star of Univer and Lucky Islands, as well as our girl from the cover - Anya Khilkevich!

Anya, in fact you're not new to the movie?

I'm a veteran! I'm now 25 years old, and I'm shooting from fourteen. Theatrical school, theatrical institute. Films, serials. "Barvikha" here is a pretty notable project ...

Who does not know Barvikha? Even the village in honor of the series called?

But I accidentally managed to finish Plekhanovka as an "economist-advertiser". At some point, I began to languish in the thought that acting is a very forced profession, where producers and producers decide everything, and actors obediently agree.

In the world of economists, advertisers, everything is not so?

Yes, now I know that when I want independence in work, I can always something economically to advertise. I hope this will never happen.

Now you are busy in the daily series and by tradition should complain about a difficult life: how do you lack time and that you sleep for forty minutes a day?

Nothing! I have enough time for everything. I'm generally very energetic, my friends call me a "lighter". I come from the set and run around the house, cook something, clean up. And in general I'm just married. We were married six months ago with my young man Anton, so I do not have anything to complain about. I'm sorry I disappointed you.

Anton, then ... Maybe you also take pictures for other magazines? 

No, MAXIM is my first, honestly. I used to think that I can bare myself only before my husband ... Well, well! I posed and fotkala myself. I wanted to see how I look from the outside. I wore sexy underwear, such cotton, soft, coral, and kept it on my computer in the folder "Anya sexy". The most interesting thing is that I lost this computer!

The most interesting thing is that the one who now has this computer, probably answered the offer to buy MAXIM words: "Che, I have not seen it?"

Judging by the fact that those photos did not appear on the Web, this person went mad from my beauty and went to a Tibetan monastery, and there he will not be offered a magazine.

On the Internet, there is fantastic information that you told your parents five years ago that you will be married at twenty-five and your husband will be called Anton?

Yes, I even think about going to the Battle of Psychics. In fact, I'm just a very romantic young lady. In five years I fell in love for the first time, very seriously, in my classmate in the kindergarten. His name was Anton. I had a birthday, he gave me a rose - I kept it - and kissed my cheek. And I did not wash this cheek for a week.


I understand you correctly: if in your 23rd year your favorite actor Javier Bardem came to you and asked to marry him, then in response he would hear: "Handsome, wait a couple of years and change your name to Anton! What is this Javier ?! "

Of course! I think if a man loves, he will easily go to such a small concession - change the name to Anton!

Have you already quarreled with your husband for these six months?

Well, not without that ... Quarrels are sometimes needed to release steam. Especially with my hyperactivity. Besides, I'm jealous ...

What an abomination, Anya! Do you abuse your husband when he looks at other women?

Watch is please. But when something more ...



Type of what? Talking? And if this is an old friend? It's not polite to say hello ...

Then he should be very cold to say hello to her, letting him know that he dislikes the fact of the existence of other women on the Earth, except his wife, but we must observe decency.

And invite to the dance? "Dear Anna, will you allow me to dance with Glafira, the wife of my friend Gennady?"

Let go, but I will reproach him with eyes. And what are you doing with those eyes? In my opinion, this is normal female behavior.

No, Anya, not normal! There is nothing good in jealousy, it is generally a threat to relations!

Yes, yes, I know. And now I control myself much better, I struggle with jealousy, I have not maimed anyone for two years, and in general I am very kind, sweet, white and fluffy. Let's talk about something else.

How has your life changed since the launch of Univer?

Firstly, I now hear the word "university" every hundred thousand times: at work, from friends, everywhere. Secondly, I was recognized on the street.

And your heroine has some specific word, as was the case with the heroine Masha Kozhevnikoy - "pipets."

My heroine always says "cool!". Here is such a creative.


Yes, actors are really people who are bonded. In our shooting you are also a student, and you are preparing for the exam in the library. Have you ever been to the library?

You're a provocateur! What's the difference where ?!

And yet: the most interesting place where you had it?
Well, on the plane - it's unoriginal ... Once I did it on stage!

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MAXIM - The rules of a good semitone. 5 shameful mistakes when dealing with a woman
How to open doors correctly, leading to the woman's soul.

You, men, adore coming up with rules. If you find something more complicated than a cotton swab, you immediately try to compose an instruction manual for this. Past such a complex engineering facility, as a woman, men, of course, could not pass. Therefore, once upon a time there were invented rules for dealing with a woman called etiquette.

But! Firstly, women have since slightly (you noticed the irony with which I use this word?) Have changed. Secondly, these rules should not be taken literally.

No, I'm not going to teach you how to behave. You are already so gallant to the point of impossibility. Especially I'm afraid of your gallantry, when it turns out in front of me ...


Closed door

Very nice when you open it in front of me. Thank you. And then I would have sat in front of her forever.

Although, if a secret! - I also know how to open the door. Yes, yes, yes ... and sometimes I even get it well. When no one sees, I always open the door myself, boldly leaning on the wings of a fragile shoulder. (Shoulder, yes, not a shoulder pad, as you like to say.) The shoulders, so that you know, it's such a thing that clothes hang on.) I'm sorry, sometimes this habit manifests itself in the presence of a man . And very often I am immediately punished for arrogance. Since my companion, in a good impulse, to seize the initiative in the battle with the door, usually rushes forward, simultaneously stepping on my foot, dislocating my hand and giving my knee to the backside.

Be more simple

Let all the doors be open to me in a metaphorical sense. But if I myself attempted to attack the input device, let me finish this operation. Especially be careful with the doors opening in both directions (certainly there is some term for their designation, but I do not know it, I'm sorry). Men usually push such a door. Women have a habit of pulling on themselves. At me this wont has not passed or has not taken place even after that shift of a radiocarpal joint ...

Or, for example, I can perfectly handle the toilet door. She just looks heavy. Therefore, do not think to open it in front of me. And it will be absolutely superfluous to open it carefully when I'm inside, even if it seems to you that I'm going to leave. The most correct thing is to ignore my visit to this place. Girls do not go there at all. You have misunderstood it.

Hanger

Your ability to beautifully shake me out of clothes can be useful in life for both of us. But a little later, when we come to your house. If we come.

In the meantime, we just went for a snack. So do not hurry. You've noticed the strange movements that your companion is doing, already unbuttoned the fur coat, but not yet taking it to the end? Perhaps you thought she had fleas. Or she is a member of the sect "Ritual dances as a path to excellence." So, you were wrong. This sheburshanie under cover - just an attempt quickly and unobtrusively ...

A) correct the straps;

B) pull up stockings;

B) pull the underwear out of ... well, it does not matter;

D) and so on.

You see, I must get out of the fur coat, like Aphrodite from foam, in all the splendor. If you hurry this coat off me, God knows how I'll appear before you or other visitors of this eatery.



Be more simple

Do not run behind my back, even if I have already unbuttoned all the buttons on the outer clothing. If I expect chivalry from you, I will turn to you myself (at least sideways). Or I'll drop my hands along the body, slightly pushing my elbows back. Noticing these signs, boldly pick up my outer clothing.

Stairs

 Previously, a man was forbidden to climb the ladder behind a woman - he, poor, could, uneven hour, see her ankle and forever be damaged in the mind. After the sexual revolution, the situation with my ankles became noticeably simpler.

And now I'm risking on the stairs to see a strip of your pale hairy skin between the toe and the edge of the trousers. This often happens when you jump up the stairs with vigorous leaps ahead of me.

Be more simple

Forget the old-fashioned rules of etiquette and remember the following. On the stairs, it is more appropriate for a man to be always below a woman. That is, you should follow me up, and go down, on the contrary, ahead of me. Theoretically, this is all done so that you can pick me up if I stumble. In practice ... well, in practice, I usually just fall softer - also bread. (Maxim Russia)
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As it turned out, for most it is the same.

MAXIM - Of course, the sexual habits of all are different. They depend on temperament, age (if you want to find out how much sex is supposed to be at your age, to you here) and whether some kind person will sit down with your five children. But, as the new study has shown, there is something in the sexual behavior of people that coincides. In what day of the week is considered the most non-sexual.

The application for express delivery of products from the nearest Instacart stores published an analysis of three million products ordered by Americans in 2017. This analysis allowed to determine the demand for different products and household items in different months and days of the week. Among the products, there was also such a thing, necessary in any economy, as condoms. (By the way, we hope that using condoms you do not make these 10 common mistakes). And that's what happened.

The boom for buying condoms falls on weekends, which is understandable: it is on weekends that we go to clubs and restaurants, inspired by hopes, dreaming of acquaintance, which will change our life (or at least night). However, and couples get the opportunity to be alone on the weekend, when the already mentioned grandmothers come to help with the offspring.

But the most unpopular day for buying (and, apparently, using) condoms is Monday. Yes, the same Monday that does not already enjoy our love because of the fact that it opens the working week. And if on Monday you feel that the libido has sunk under the couch and even the prospect of sharing porn with a girl does not raise the mood, do not worry: you are far from alone. (Maxim Russia)
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Usually in such cases it is customary to write: "It seems summer will be hot!" But we will abstain.

MAXIM - For us, people living in Russia, there is nothing surprising in that summer is the time when sex smiles to us more often. In the end, only in the summer we have a chance to go out into the street in something not reminiscent of the skin of a dead bear (and often it is she) and not die. Only in the summer we warm up so much that we remember the existence of such a beautiful phenomenon as flirting alive, and not in "Tinder". Only in the summer ... In general, basically all the pleasant things happen in the summer.

Therefore, when the doctor of medical sciences of the Harvard Medical School Ashvini Nadkarni told why in the summer we want sex more often than in the winter, we were not particularly surprised. And now came a new study related to summer sex. And it arrived from there, where they did not expect - from Australia, where, it seems, the whole summer. That is, to start the summer there when we have winter. But even in the summer there is summer (because +25 in the shade is, of course, not winter, do not mix our woolen socks).

It turned out that even in hot Australia, summer and winter are distinguished in the context of sexual activity. Moreover, Australian scientists conduct full-fledged studies of the impact of the season on the personal lives of people. So, the employees of the Melbourne Sexual Health Center, who are mostly treated by those who are worried about their sexual health, analyzed the patients' data from 2006 to 2014. Apparently, they analyzed as much as four years, since the results of the study arrived only now.

It turned out that both women and men who turned to the clinic with sexually transmitted diseases had more partners in the summer than in the winter. Also in the summer in men, neonococcal urethritis was particularly popular, and in women - inflammatory diseases of the pelvic organs.

In general, before a hot summer day to respond to suggestions of half-naked beauties to get acquainted and have a good time, think carefully! Remember: non-gonococcal urethritis! (Whatever it means, do not want to have it on the medical record.) (Maxim Russia)
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Illustrations: Sergey Radionov.

A chapter explaining things that surround you, again with you!

MAXIM - Before the birth of birth control pills, in order not to become pregnant, women had to go to horrible things-for example, to deny men sex. And all because, according to the doctor-gynecologist of the highest category, Li Khitarishvili, every 21-28 days in the ovaries of the female the ovum ripens, which then falls into the fallopian tube, where for 2-3 days, looking at the clock, waiting for a meeting with a beautiful sperm. This process is called ovulation.

The basis of contraceptive preparations is the synthesized analogues of female hormones for estrogens and gestagens. "An artificial hormone inhibits the production of its own hormones of a woman, suppressing the process of ovulation," Leah explains.

It would seem that this could be stopped, but to guarantee soulless scientists came up with several more traps. Due to the action of the tablets, the viscosity of the mucus of the cervix increases. Unable to move, unfortunate spermatozoa die in thousands, like partisans in the swamps of Karelia.

Yaytsekletkaleniv and moves to the place of encounter with the spermatozoon only by cutting the walls of the fallopian tubes. Artificial hormones turn off the contractions, leaving the immobilized egg quietly dying at the place of maturation.

In addition, the pills cause such changes in the mucous uterus, which, even avoiding all obstacles and encountering a sperm, the egg is unable to stay on the uterine wall.

Next time we will explain how the condom works. (Maxim Russia)
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Rather, cancel your tickets to Tyumen!

MAXIM - When choosing a place for future vacations, we take into account many factors: weather, cuisine, attractions and others. If none of them includes "help the mother-in-law to dig up the garden" and you are going on vacation with your bachelor friends, then why not diversify all inclusive with a small romantic adventure?

And then the research of Lazeeva, the manufacturer of porn applications for the smartphone comes to the rescue. It is dedicated to which cities in the world are the most sexual. Or, in the language of the study, "the most sexually positive in terms of having or encouraging an open, tolerant or progressive attitude toward sex and sexuality."

The result of the study was a rating from 100 cities of the world, the most attractive in terms of a number of factors: sexual activity of residents (this includes information on attitudes toward sexual experiments), consumption of toys for sex, pornographic materials, entertainment for adults, access to contraception, tolerance for LGBT people and gender equality.

"Thus," boast in Lazeeva, "all aspects of human sexuality were covered, and in each city a mathematical equation was used to quantify the results." As a result, the study involved more than 450,000 adults aged 18 to 70 years. These data were combined with information from reports prepared by the health departments in each country, UN-WHO and the World Bank, and related to sexual health.

To calculate the number of entertainment "for adults", researchers took the total number of nightclubs in the city, added to it specialized clubs "for adults" (if any) and divided by the number of residents. Lazeeva also used internal data to calculate the number of pornographic content viewed by residents.

To calculate the most favorable for the LGBT city, the data of charitable organizations and organizations financed by LGBT were studied. "Access to contraception" and the "Gender Equality" rating were calculated using studies conducted by the UN.

Because, we want to say, the guys are not lazy!

And here is the list that they got!

  • Paris
  • Rio de Janeiro
  • London
  • Los Angeles
  • Berlin
  • New York
  • São Paulo
  • Las Vegas
  • Ibiza
  • Amsterdam
Not a single city in Russia was included in this list. But do not despair, we have an Interactive map of Russia "In which city the largest number of single girls live"! (Maxim Russia)
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 Alena Vodonaeva, MAXIM
MAXIM - Desperate to persuade Alena Vodonaev to come to us for a photo shoot, we filmed without permission, sitting on a tree in front of her windows. The result was so impressive that we thought: why did we all these years run with studios, make-up artists and stylists? Now we'll shoot just like that!

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What has changed in your life since the last shooting in MAXIM in November 2012?

 On the part of frank filming, nothing has changed, all exclusive only MAXIM gets. I remember how on the very first cover in Photoshop I was drew panties, since in 2005 censorship prevented the naked hip. In 2012, shooting in Mexico, no panties, too, but this has not saddened anyone.

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And you are sad of paparazzi?

No, I'm used to them. True, on this shooting I was embarrassed to stand naked in front of four men from the film crew. But then I relaxed. Apparently, I remembered how twenty years in the "Dom-2" show I was constantly watched. At the same time in real life, I'm so antisocial and closed that no paparazzi will get to me.

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So you have an apartment with curtains?

Good question! The only room without curtains in my loft is the living room, where there is a lot of piquant. Simply curtains in style do not fit there. On the contrary, there are three houses. I remember how in my childhood I looked at my neighbors through binoculars. And if the Soviet binoculars gave good visibility, then for sure modern binoculars are even more progressive. But it does not bother me. I'm sure I bring happiness to those who are watching me, especially when my child leaves for his father for the weekend.

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And what did you want to see with binoculars in your childhood?

I was interested in the life of tenants. And to my childish regret, I have never seen a naked man. At us in Tyumen nobody was naked at home naked - apparently, it was cold.

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Is it true that my parents wanted to call you Vadim?

Yes, because in those years there was no ultrasound. And while my mother was pregnant, I was called Vadim, since I behaved in the stomach rather temperamentally. I think that Vadim has a little left in me: for example, I drive very well. When I got in behind the wheel ten years ago, I was christened as a real motorist with twenty years of experience. I can turn on the coin! And this is a man's trait. When I severely pruned on the road, non-Russian people from Gelendvagen came out to block the road. And then in front of them is a deeply pregnant girl in the ninth month, and they were speechless.


Do you pay big fines?

I have huge monthly packs of fines for excess.


What do you do for fines?

In 2012, my fee for conducting a "Vacation in Mexico" was seven million rubles. And this was just the beginning. Of course, Instagram brings money, plus I'm the face of different brands of clothes, recently starred for a casino. And she started with the fact that she worked as a journalist of the Tyumen News at the age of twelve. Its first fee spent on bagels with poppy seeds and a couple of glossy magazines.


Glossy magazines now write about Olga Buzovaya, with whom you started in "Dom-2". What do you feel about her: envy, indifference or good feelings?

With Olya we are on good terms. She, like me, made herself! A woman who earns her own big money, a priori, is worthy of respect. Although evil girls are haunted by girls who do not meet with ugly elderly rich men, but they go their own way and know how to monetize themselves. I've never sat idle. She worked as a crime journalist for four years: she shot down accidents, fires, murders, communicated with criminals and the prosecutor's office.

When we were doing a story about people who boiled in the heating main, lying there for four months, my operators were sick after the camera, even though they were in respirators. And I came from the last couple, and I did not care at all, I just wanted to do good stuff. I'm stress-resistant. I would still be engaged in criminal journalism, if something like "Road patrol" appeared in Moscow. I like investigations, it's interesting to understand the psychology of maniacs.


Can you name the most striking arguments of the killers?

They have no reasons. These are sick people. I signed into the Instagram for accounts that tell about serial killers. I remember that I happened to see my parents at home ...


... a video tape "9 ½ weeks"?

No, a thick book about maniacs. I was impressed by the story of Chikatilo, and I wondered why people do it ... Of course I hate them all.


And you pursued a maniac?

Once, on the way from the university, a strange peasant was following me with stupid questions. And although I was only seventeen, I realized that he was unwell, that my wrong answer could provoke him to aggression. And then I began to babble: I began to ask questions to which he was not ready. The man got off, and I quickly ran to the house. Even on the Internet, people wrote with a sick imagination: they drove as if we had a relationship. But I do not react to such people. As a rule, those who write a lot are safe. Dangerous people act immediately, and do not arrange foreplay.


Do you like foreplay in sex?

I do not like, it's unnecessary things. I'm very quickly getting started and accelerating, like my sports "Porsche". You can get a huge pleasure for a minute in the elevator, while you climb to the twelfth floor. I know what I'm talking about.


With your experience, could you be acting in porn?

By the way, for some reason they never called. Of course, I would not agree - but what kind of injustice?

Do you often watch paid channels in hotels?

In hotels I prefer to practice porn, not watch. By the way, people who often watch pornography are blown away by the possibilities of their imagination. But my husband and I are fine with imagination, and I always get exhausted when he flies for a few days on tour.


Is he a drummer?

He is a well-known musician in Europe and America.

How many years have you known the joy of sex?

At eighteen. I met the first guy for three years. The first sex did not understand. And I have not yet met a single woman who would have liked him. And since we touched on the topic of the first (the first guy, the first sex), I want to point out that on February 1 I'm starting to go crazy: I find insane inspiration and a desire to fall in love. Wildly sexy mood! For me, the beginning of spring is February.


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Emily Ratakovski.

Maxim - Video with Emily Ratakovski, which will forever change your idea of pasta! And about Emily.

Despite the fact that Emily Ratakovski is one of the most popular and highly paid models of the world, she does not sit still. She then publicly defends her right to photograph topless, then launches a line of swimsuits (and she herself advertises).

Now Emily appeared in a promotional video of the British magazine Love Magazine, and, admittedly, we have not seen anything so strange for a long time ... No, of course, Emily is beautiful and sexy in any guise! But the fact that the model gets up with pasta, looks not so much seductive as discouraging. We hope that this video does not fall on the eyes of Emily's grandmother - this attitude to food even your beloved granddaughter is hardly forgiven.

And when you watch the video with Emily and the pasta, we recommend you pay attention to another Love Magazine video with our favorite pyshki Ashley Graham. (Maxim Russia)

🎄On the 3rd day of Christmas my true #LOVEADVENT gave to me @emrata’s amazing polemic on female empowerment. “To me, female sexuality and sexiness, no matter how conditioned it may be by a patriarchal ideal, can be incredibly empowering for a woman if she feels it is empowering to her. The way I dress, act, flirt, dance, have sex - those are my decisions and they shouldn't be impacted by men. Being sexy is fun and I like it. I should never have to apologize for that. My life is on my terms and if I feel like putting on sexy underwear, it’s for me. Personal choice is the core ideal in my concept of feminism. Katie directed us to say ‘Stay Strong’ at the end of each video and I think it's a message from one woman to another. You're watching a video of a girl grinding in lingerie or whatever else and she is looking into the camera at the end saying, ‘you do you, however YOU want to, fuck the rest’. In the wake of the Harvey fallout and women coming forward with incredible amounts of sexual harassment cases, I have been so disappointed to hear women talk about "modesty" and "our responsibility" as if we need to, yet again, adjust to make it "easier" for the rest of the world. I'm tired of having to consider how I might be perceived by men if I wear the short skirt or post a sexy Instagram. I want to do what I want to do. Feminism isn't about adjusting, it's about freedom and choice. Do you think viewers will understand that, given the current wider conversation about the sexual objectification of women? why or why not? What are the risks? This is something I've battled with personally and publicly. I've had men comment on sexy images of me online and say "this is empowering to you? Ha! I just masturbated to it so hope you feel good about yourself!" I guess that's the way people can react, which ironically, ultimately serves my point. I don't care about your reaction or what you do with my expression of self. In fact, it has nothing to do with you at all and that's the point-which is why it feels good. Ultimately, if a woman wants to wear a burka or nothing at all, it's great if it's what she wants and feels good about.”💥#STAYSTRONG Link in bio to full film
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